Sunday, January 18, 2009

Exotic Travel Opportunity

Are you yearning for a chance to get away from it all? Would you like to turn your daily grind into a Once in a Lifetime Opportunity? Are you interested in visiting an exotic destination like no other? Don’t settle for just another trip. There is a benefactor who has hand-selected a trip that offers the finest destination; the finest service and amenities; and the true meaning of a first class experience!

You are in for the treat of your life!

Right now, for a limited period of time, you can sign up for the most exotic trip ever imagined. This offer will not be repeated. This is literally a once in a lifetime travel opportunity!

Don’t worry about the cost. This trip has been totally pre-paid by the benefactor of all benefactors.

Time for booking this trip is quickly drawing to a close. Space is limited. Once the pre-determined capacity has been reached, this offer will end and the trip will begin.

You must be ready to leave without notice. Therefore once you sign on, you must remain packed, prepared and ready at all times. No prior departure notice will be given.

Every seat on this trip is First Class. Every seat is fit for a King. You will be treated like Royalty.

Do you have a fear of flying? Have you ever worried about motion sickness? Well, you’re in for a pleasant surprise! This trip to your exotic destination will be like no other trip you’ve ever imagined. There will be no unpleasant experiences on this trip. As a matter of fact, in the blink of an eye, you will be transported from here to there. At one moment you will be going about your daily life. Then, in the very next moment, you will be enjoying your exotic destination. You will be able to enjoy your exotic adventure without extensive planning, confusing maps and spending countless hours on the internet tracking down what’s highly recommended.

By now, your curiosity must be getting the best of you. What is this exotic trip that is being offered to you?

We can provide you with a few hints; and when we say, hints, we mean just that; tiny little hints. We can’t even scratch the surface of how exotic this trip will be. Neither you, nor any other person on earth can even begin to comprehend the breath-taking beauty and intrigue of this exotic destination. If we were to tell you everything you could expect to experience, you wouldn’t even believe it, because it is just too incredible for the human mind to fathom.

Perhaps you’ve heard people say that they have visited places that were heaven on earth. Well, you have the opportunity to visit a place that truly is heavenly.

Ok. Here are some hints about your exotic destination.

You will be going to a city. This is a city that neither you, nor anyone else has ever been to. You may ask, "What can be so special about a city?" This city is like no other. As a matter of fact, if you saw it, you might say it is of another world. Well, guess what; it actually is of another world! All of the cities you have previously seen are built two-dimensionally; but not this city. This city is built three dimensionally! It is 1,400 miles long, by 1,400 miles wide, by 1,400 miles deep. Have you ever visited a city shaped like a cube? This city has sights like no other. There is no nightlife in this city. Why? Well, for starters, it never gets dark in this city. And that’s not all. The light does not come from the sun. There is a phenomenon that bathes the entire city in perpetual light. After being exposed to this light, you will develop radiant and healthy glow as you enjoy your stay in this city. The city has brilliance like that of jasper, clear as crystal. The walls are made of jasper, and the city of pure gold, as pure as glass. The twelve foundations of the city walls are decorated with every kind of precious stone. There are twelve gates made of twelve pearls, each gate of a single pearl. The great street of the city is of pure gold, like transparent glass.

Don’t bother packing for bad weather. There is no such thing as inclimate weather at this city. Every day is just as beautiful as the day before.

The accommodations are nothing short of spectacular! No budget motel room for you. Each and every traveler will be staying in his/her own mansion. Your mansion will be bigger and better than any mansion you ever dreamed of.

You will have the distinct pleasure of visiting with many historic figures in our past. They will share stories and experiences of their colorful lives. You will want to spend countless hours soaking in all that they have to say to you.

The number one attraction will be visiting with, and admiring the most revered historical figure of all time. You will soon agree that this one attraction will outshine all other attractions combined. As a matter of fact, you will probably never want to check out any of the other attractions after you have been exposed to this number one attraction.

There are too many sights and attractions to describe on this travel brochure. Just sign up today and be ready for the trip of your life.

Sign up now. Pack your bags. Stay ready at all times. When the departure time comes, you don’t have to do a thing. In the very next moment you will be there.

Where do you get an application? How do you sign up? See your pastor today. Get ready for a trip like no other.

This is a one-time offer. Time is short. There will only be one trip of this kind. If you miss this trip, you will have no other opportunity to come at a later date.

Bon Voyage!

P.S. There will be another trip for all of those who do not sign up for this first exotic trip. But, believe me; you do not want to take that trip!

By Larry Tate

4 comments:

Robert Parrish said...

Well-written, Larry. Truly excellent.

Tearsa said...

I'm on board! See you there, if not before! Tearsa

Peggy Reeves said...

Very Creative and inspiring. I'm excited about the journey and about seeing Jesus when I get there.
"If you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved." Rom. 10:10

"For God so love the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whosoever believes in Him should not parish but have ever eternal life." John 3:16

"In my Father's house are many rooms; if it were not so, I would have told you. I am going there to prepare a place for you." John 14:2

I hope to see you there!

ltate said...

I am packed and ready for a luxury vacation of a lifetime when God calls me to the paradise he calls heaven!!!! You are blessed with so much creativity in your writing. Your writing is so inspiring, encouraging, motivating and I can hear Jesus in your words! Thank you for sharing your God given gifts, talents and love of Christ with us all!
God Bless,
Jen Wagner
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